Riots Not Diets Sticker
Tips for healing your relationship with your body:
Stop categorizing your bourgeoisie as ‘good’ and ‘bad,’ a healthy and balanced revolution comes from consuming a variety of exploitative class-traitors!
Next time one of your comrades starts to complain about their weight when you are at a riot, try firmly stating, “I came here to feast upon the flesh of the rich and redistribute the means of production back to the working people, not focus on hating my body!”
Learn to trust your body’s internal hunger cues! Eating a billionaire without tracking calories can feel a little scary at first but you will find that when you are not constantly fretting over food all day, you have so much more energy to devote to more important things in your life, like creating a tasteful gazebo for the community garden out of the bones of Jeff Bezos.
3″ × 2.58″ | Sparkly
Tips for healing your relationship with your body:
Stop categorizing your bourgeoisie as ‘good’ and ‘bad,’ a healthy and balanced revolution comes from consuming a variety of exploitative class-traitors!
Next time one of your comrades starts to complain about their weight when you are at a riot, try firmly stating, “I came here to feast upon the flesh of the rich and redistribute the means of production back to the working people, not focus on hating my body!”
Learn to trust your body’s internal hunger cues! Eating a billionaire without tracking calories can feel a little scary at first but you will find that when you are not constantly fretting over food all day, you have so much more energy to devote to more important things in your life, like creating a tasteful gazebo for the community garden out of the bones of Jeff Bezos.
3″ × 2.58″ | Sparkly
Tips for healing your relationship with your body:
Stop categorizing your bourgeoisie as ‘good’ and ‘bad,’ a healthy and balanced revolution comes from consuming a variety of exploitative class-traitors!
Next time one of your comrades starts to complain about their weight when you are at a riot, try firmly stating, “I came here to feast upon the flesh of the rich and redistribute the means of production back to the working people, not focus on hating my body!”
Learn to trust your body’s internal hunger cues! Eating a billionaire without tracking calories can feel a little scary at first but you will find that when you are not constantly fretting over food all day, you have so much more energy to devote to more important things in your life, like creating a tasteful gazebo for the community garden out of the bones of Jeff Bezos.
3″ × 2.58″ | Sparkly
